Man Achieves Epic Dream of Swimming in Tank With Pet Turtle

The best part of having a pet (besides someone to blame your farts on) is the bonding you can feel when you do when you’re participating in their favorite activity. For dogs (playing fetch) and cats (getting the shit scratched out of you) it’s easy. But how do you bond with your adorable turtle?

One man decided that if his turtle loved swimming then come hell or high water they’d go swimming together. So he took off his clothes, put on a swimsuit and a snorkel and got the fuck into the tank with his beloved friend. They even held hands.

So next time someone thinks you’re weird for doing something your pets love, point them to this picture and drop the mic. Which is exactly what I’m going to do the next time my partner tries to shame me for eating grass with my guinea pigs. First of all, it’s organic and second of all, grass is edible. You know what? Never mind. I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.