Lonely and Horny Masses Take to Craigslist in Search of Blizzard Sex

With every promise of inclement weather comes a new batch of people just trying to feel something meaningful in this literal cold world. Here are their stories, links included when still available, in case someone strikes your fancy with their cries for sex under the guise that they will deliver you a very special, weather-specific time.

The Lesbian Who Is Not Interested in Your Dick

snow day with a sexy thick/bbw !!!! – 26 (queens)

age : 26

Soo because of this storm I have 2 extra days off from work and im dieing to get my pussy eatin up!! Lol so is there a cute thick/bbw willing to come over and smoke a few blunts and lick each other up for a while ? I can host in queens im very 420 friendly classy bbw open to all races …. if ur interested I have kik or email me with ur pic or number to let me know ur serious

NO MEN not looking for dick

The Woman Who Just Wants to Talk, She Swears

Saturday Snow… – 33 (Midtown)

age : 33

It looks so peaceful when it snows…

I thought while I’m in for the moment, that maybe I can pass some of my time with someone who can converse about life- music, interests, sports- just to name a few.

The Man Who Is Very Concerned With What You Have Above Your Neck

Simple Request on a snow day. (Midtown)

So, I’m just looking to chat with a woman who has some substance to her.

I don’t care about your age, color or relationship status.

Just please have something of substance above your neck.

Thanks.

This Dude Who Allegedly Looks Like Eli Manning

Ride Out the Blizzard With Me – 24 (Midtown West)

As we all know Snow Sandy is coming our way, and there is nothing worse than being trapped along in your apartment with nothing to do. As such why not ride out the blizzard with me. As far as my redeeming qualities go, I’m tall and athletic 6’2 185, and generally considered to be good looking, smart, and funny. I’m a great snuggler, and excellent cook, and should it get that far I have a pretty awesome cock. I’m not looking for anything in particular, and am open to suggestions. Reply with a picture if interested and include “Eli Manning” my alleged look alike in the subject line.

This Man Who Just Wants “coffee..”

Seeking company Monday in the snow – 50 (Nolita / Bowery)

age : 50 body : average height : 5’7″ (170cm)

I am a professional male spending the snowy Monday night in a hotel on Houston street. I would love to have a woman have coffee with me at the hotel that night and chat about life. I am 5-7 170 lbs very well built good sense of humor. Seeking a woman between 40 and 60 to join me for coffee..

These Finance Bros

Seeking Romantic Blizzard Buddy – 29 (Financial District)

age : 29 body : averageheight : 5’7″ (170cm) status : single

I’m a single 29 year old male living on Wall Street and I dont want to spend the blizzard alone. I have endless amounts of Netflix, HBOGo, Shotime, you name it! I am also alcohol and 420 friendly with some supplies as well.

I’m 29/m, 5’7′ dark hair, blue eyes, average build, d/d free, and well endowed.

I will be more than happy to send pics if you want. Write me back with the subject line “SNOW” so I can weed out the spam, or message me on kik at rudeboyt3pfan.

Snowy fun – 29 (Midtown East)

Finally snow is coming. I am fairly new to NY and this is my first winter here. I’ve gotten a lot of wind and cold, and have been waiting for this blizzard. I’m assuming tomorrow will be a day of hooky from work so would love to meet a beautiful woman to enjoy the day with. Here is how I see the day unfolding: we get bundled up and enjoy the winter wonderland in Central Park, then go back to one of our places, slowly peel off those layers of clothing and enjoy each others company while getting cozy with some cocktails.

I work in corporate finance, have an eclectic range of interests (everything from beer brewing to sailing), really enjoy meeting new people and am really looking forward to this blizzard (am I the only one??).

Stay warm!

This Man Who Wants to “Converse” Or Email Before He Commits

Cuddle before the Snow Storm? (Upper East Side)

Sitting around watching Netflix and thought it would be nice to have someone to cuddle with. Talk with. Be warm and snuggley with. Maybe we can get a bottle of champagne too? Not sure but we can converse or email before making a solid plan. So if this sounds like something you would be into and new adventure, well please email me.

This Man Who Is Just Looking for Some Breast Play

Let’s Make Tonight the Breast Night of the Week – 32 (L train)

age : 32

It’s cold! And it’s going to snow!

But it’s less cold and way more cozy together. Is there anyone whose day might be improved by a few laughs, a drink and some making out and, yes, breast play?

I’m in my early 30s, sane, slender, educated, fun to be around and handsome enough, I suppose (not my call though!)

Let’s talk. If we see to get along, maybe we can get together. Hope to hear from you!

This Man Who Just Wants to Smack Someone Upside Their Booty With a Snowball

Partners in snow

It’s gonna get blizzard like out there, and I’m excited for that. Less so by the lack of a partner in crime for said snowstorm. It’s a known fact that snow is sexier with someone you want to get under the covers with, or just smack upside their booty with a snowball the day after. I’m not afraid to puddle jump or strap tennis rackets to my feet and meet at a toasty bar for drinks. I don’t have a laundry list of requirements here, but if you could be amazing, and not crazy, that would be awesome.

This Man Who is Insufferable

Monster Snowstorm Movie Marathon & Quote Quiz! – 48 (SoHo)

age : 48

Wanna cozy up and ride out the storm with a few cinematic classics?

Apocalypse Now

Fight Club

Reservoir Dogs

Boogie Nights

9 1/2 Weeks

Clockwork Orange

Arthur

Blade Runner

Taxi Driver

Caddyshack

Spinal Tap (Just to take the list to 11)

Bonus quote quiz: “You don’t want a love letter from me. A love letter from me is a bullet from a gun. If you get a love letter from me, you’re dead.”

This Man Who Is Surprisingly Normal 🙂

Make it a profitable snow day (Union Square)

Send a photo and be serious about coming over to handsome white males apt and having fun. You will be pleasantly surprised at how normal I am 🙂

This Man Who Has Managed to Peg Snow to His Foot Fetish

Im looking for a female who would like to experience a good footrub a relaxing moment let me pamper and take care of your feet. If you are wearing black nylon,stockings then its a big plus i like to massage your feet but also like the smell of most. Im 25 attractive healthy in shape spaniard guy. Email me i will respond with my number and detail

These Dudes Who Know How to Pun

We’re getting 24 inches of snow I’ll settle for 8 inches of cock – m4m – 47 (Downtown)

Athletic bubble butt bottom off today would love to find a horny fit top who loves ass

This is me I am gym fit with a very hot ass and hung 7uc

Your stats and pix are appreciated cock pix really appreciated. Let’s fuck

Looking for one on one but a hot group of tops with me sucking off a group and fucking would rock on a snowy day

First two pix are me. The third pic is what I would love to look up at on my knees!

HOSTING NOW.

Blowing Like the Snow – 45 (East Meadow area)

age : 45

I am blowing like the snow will be. If you want a good deicing before the roads get treacherous, come on over!

The snow is coming, fellas…. Are you?

DWM 40, 6′ 225, stocky, cute, sane, safe, nice guy. I am hosting other white men (sorry just a preference) between 25-55 for either a nice handjob or to try my fleshlight.

You come over, get naked, lay on my bed, I get you hard with my hand and I either Jack you off or use my fleshlight on you.

You cum, I clean you up, you dress and leave. I never even get undressed. Simple. Easy. Safe.

I host at my private house.

Pics, accurate stats are always pluses and considered first, but not essential. Email if interested. Put “Hand job” or “fleshlight” in the subject line so I know which one you are interested in. Thanks!