Lindsay Lohan Is Either a Powerful Witch or Very Bad at Photoshop

LiLo has been having a HELL of a time recently—first she gets a rare mosquito-borne virus while on a super reasonably-timed vacation to Bora Bora, then TMZ, like, tells everyone that she won’t finish her community service hours in time for her court date, which is totally unfair because 120 hours is 100% doable between now and Wednesday.

Anyway, obviously Lindsay is going to post a selfie to calm her nerves, captioned: “#mycalvins are helping me fight off my chikungunya hehe.” Except, hold up, I had no idea she had a 10-inch waist, and are those shampoo bottles melting?

It’s so crazy when celebrities start doing magic/performing spells and expect us not to notice! It’s like, we all know you’re a witch, just be honest about it!