LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND EVERYONE ELSE: Kim Kardashian is currently in the process of delivering her publicity. I mean, her press release. I mean, her baby.
The baptism will be held at no church in the wild.
— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 15, 2013
More as the story emerges, then the placenta, then the tiny iPhone.
TMZ reports that Kim gave birth to a 5-weeks-premature but generally healthy baby girl.