Today is "NATIONAL SHUT THE HELL UP DAY FOR WOMEN" ......Ladies u r not allowed to talk to your man while football is on!!! RT THIS ASAP— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) September 8, 2013
Yeah, bro! No chicks allowed at football o'clock, right? The menfolk are gathered 'round the flatscreen, watching some hot bro-on-bro tackle action. That's the tired cliché that comedian Kevin Hart decided to inaugurate the professional football season with. The whole womenz-be-annoying-their-men-during-gametime bit was trite when Larry David did it on the first season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it hasn't gotten any edgier since then.
Never fear, though, because Twitter was quick to set Hart straight:
@KevinHart4real doesnt apply to many women! Times have changed my dude!— Ariana Calderon (@ary_fsu09) September 8, 2013
Talmbout Willis? Women like Football, pro college high school and pee wee, @KevinHart4real.— Black Dove Invictus (@Black_Dove) September 8, 2013
Feel free to join the pile on. It is Football Sunday, after all.