Remember back in April, when Vogue created whole special issue for Kendall Jenner because she’s a mILLeNiAL on the iNt3rN3T but it also seemed like they just didn’t want to give her a real cover because she has dead eyes? Well, we were wrong! Vogue has cashed in every chip, and Kendall Jenner is on its September issue.
The accompanying story, written by a man, is actually more interesting than the photos (good style, good form, dead eyes), maybe exclusively because it spends around five paragraphs talking about Kendall’s robin’s egg blue Corvette. More specifically, Kendall shouts out Angelyne, and then the writer actually compares Kendall to Linda Evangelista, one of the greatest living supermodels, which is absurd.