Ke$ha Video Serves Up Spring Breakers Realness, for Better or Worse

Here’s Kesha’s video for “Crazy Kids” featuring Will.i.am in a spacesuit (would that we could send him into space…) Overall, the whole thing is very Ke$ha-y and will likely to draw criticism from both Illuminati conspiracy theorists and those who aren’t so into the idea of appropriating ratchet culture for a music video.

Fair enough on both accounts, but can we pause from considering the video to contemplate something that is also very very important? Guys, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF KE$HA DATED RIFF RAFF???