Yesterday, we all learned that Justin Bieber isn't just an incredibly rich and expertly-coiffed pop star — he's also magic. How else can one explain the spell he cast over a Texas stripper when, during his Friday-night gamboling, he touched her on the butt?
The Tale of Justin Bieber's Wizard Fingers has since taken off, prompting the depressingly predictable Twitter ire of Bieber fans who are really pissed at the stripper for doing her job. Thanks for underachieving, Internet. [TMZ]