In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco and his wife give back to the community (or try to), Elisabeth Hasselbeck feels left out and Tyra Banks is asking for your hottie dude friends.
Sometimes I get the feeling the only person really compatible for me to date is an extremely, extremely old woman.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 20, 2014
If that is the case you r a pedophile.
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) June 20, 2014
I am in Canada and would like to help @justinbieber with his life problems and scrawniness.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 20, 2014
— Leila Knight (@ModelLeila) June 20, 2014
Got to go…Have THE BEST DAY EVER ! BE BRAVE BE WHO YOU R! THINK 1st. BEING REALLY GROWN UP MEANS, U MUST ALWAYS THINK&WEIGH ALL OPTIONS 1ST
— Cher (@cher) June 20, 2014
I think U can put the word "chic" behind anything and make it a legit fashion trend. "Trash bag chic" "hooker chic" well, maybe not that 1 😝
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) June 20, 2014
What is beauty to you??? ...and if you're able to illustrate it in a tweet, please do.
— Diane Keaton (@Diane_Keaton) June 20, 2014
perhaps my email invitation was "lost"? @gretawire
— elisabeth hasselbeck (@ehasselbeck) June 20, 2014
If u could cast a hot guy for #ANTM right now, WHO would it be and WHY?
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) June 20, 2014
— Isaac Mizrahi (@IsaacMizrahi) June 20, 2014
— FLAMBOYANT FLAMiNGO (@JODYHiGHROLLER) June 20, 2014
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 20, 2014
The trite spiritual saying you tattooed on your forearm is a great reminder for everybody else to read a fucking book.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) June 20, 2014
Every man dies, not every man every man wakes up full of Kraft Dinner.
— Jay Baruchel (@BaruchelNDG) June 20, 2014
it's all fun and games now now but wait until dreamy mugshot guy gets a twitter and has "for bookings plz contact..." in his bio.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 20, 2014
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