Jupiter Ascending: Channing Tatum Has Elf Ears, Mila Kunis Needs Help

It’s snowing in New York City, which is wistful and perfect for science-fiction film trailers, right? Right. Enter Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis’ upcoming film Jupiter Ascending.

Created by the Wachowski siblings, the pair behind The Matrix trilogy, the film follows a princess on earth, who doesn’t seem to know she’s royalty, who must be rescued by alien warrior Channing Tatum in order to save their world, which is in a bit of upheaval at the moment. And while the storyline sounds engaging enough and also stars Sean Bean, who I will always love thanks to “Game of Thrones,” can we talk about Channing’s elvish ears and oddly blond hair for a second? Amazingly, he’s still handsome with this futuristic facial hair.

Also, for today’s cuteness involving Channing, meet baby Titus who has an uncanny ability to make basketball shots from insane angles. Somewhere on Spanish TV, young Titus bested both Tatum and Bradley Cooper in a shooting competition and the fancy actors even made cute banter with the kid. You’re welcome.