Universal fantasy husband Jon Hamm was on Kimmel last night where he made one very touchy fan's dreams come true. As an homage to the many intense glare-offs of Mad Men, Jimmy invited one woman down to the stage for the privilege of staring into Jon Hamm's eyes (and beard) for 20 full seconds. 2o seconds is a very long and uncomfortable time!

In other news, Jon Hamm teamed up with Amy Poehler and threw an awesome Emmy party (specifically for Emmy losers) that neither you nor I were invited to. THAT'S FINE. I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE ANYWAY/please invite me next year.