Best rethink any glimmer of hope you might have had about Republicans in Congress and the Senate paying for the government shutdown come election season. As Daily Show correspondent John Oliver points out, Congress maintains a 90% incumbency rate despite only having a 10% approval rating. Basically, people loathe change so much that they're unwilling to vote even the most fucked up politicians out of office.

Looks like these self-righteous Orwellian zebra queefs will be running things for eternity.