John Boehner's Landlord Is A Tanning Bed Lobbyist Because Of Course

Famously tangerine-faced House Speaker John Boehner doesn’t live in Washington year-round; he rents. And his landlord is a lobbyist for a tanning bed company because God loves you very, very much and wants you to have a joyous holiday season of rueful ironic chortling.

Boehner pays $1600 a month for the 2 bedroom (mandatory New York City renter knee jerk reaction: Fuck. Everyone. And. Their. Cheap. Ass. Rents.), which is owned by John D. Milne, a lobbyist for the American Suntanning Association, according to The Daily Caller.

Boehner has repeatedly asserted that his face is the color of healthy cantaloupe meat because he spends a lot of time outdoors. And by outdoors he probably means in a tiny coffin of artificial sun.