Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s ex-nanny might or might not (or might) be the primary reason that the couple split. Who knows why they split? Maybe it was the memories of making Daredevil! What everyone does know: the ex-nanny is surely evil because she loves all of the attention she’s been getting. Page Six notes that ever since paparazzi have been camped out in her front yard, Christine Ouzounian has been putting on makeup and brushing her hair. She also hired a “crisis pr firm” and treated the “paparazzi to a saucy wave and a smile as bright as her chandelier earrings.” She’s clearly no Maria von Trapp. [Page Six]