As the Marionette-faced Jared Kushner attempts to avoid a federal probe into whether he colluded with Russia before the election, you might wonder—what is his lovely, book-writing, woman-championing wife up to? Is she making...champagne popsicles?

Those who think that a prominent White House official should at least pretend to be spending Memorial Day honoring those who died while serving the country—the country that has benefited her so, so handsomely—are not pleased.

Once again, if you think she’s not doing this on purpose, you are dead wrong. Remember when the first Muslim ban came down? Remember...this?