It's Definitely a Fucking Snake

By Bobby Finger  |  August 23, 2017 | 3:00pm
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23 hours after all but confirming that her 24-hour and two-minute-old video of what appeared to be a snake was a snake, Taylor Swift has posted a video that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that it is, in fact, a snake.

After two days of staring at its dimly lit, slithering body, Wednesday’s silent, 10-second video gives viewers their first glimpse at the snake’s head—and it’s definitely a snake head—bursting toward the camera and attempting to strike.

While I’m not certain green is Taylor’s color, I must admit that those red contacts are really working for her.

 
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