Hey, remember this guy? The one who posted a hilariously specific list of stringent requirements for his ideal (super hot and DEFINITELY NOT BLACK) girlfriend? Well, I'm sorry to inform you that he's back. And this time, we've got sexts.
For those of you fortunate to have short memories, Romeo Rose, the toothy Texan behind one of the more cringeworthy want ads of the internet age (and that's saying a lot!). The ad, which went viral the other week, is republished in full here, but if you want the Cliff's Notes version, here's my favorite bit:
I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.
I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considred overweight, they should be fine.
Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me. [...]
I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.
However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.
One brave New Jersey woman responded to the man's offer to pay $1500 to whomever could help him find a girlfriend that met his impossible list of requirements and was rewarded not with money or fulfilling companionship, but with dick pics and really, really gross totes racist sexts. She turned them over to Radar. And the rest, as they say, is browser history. Here are the contents of just a few of the texts he sent the woman.
I don’t think black men have bigger penises than whites. I’ve seen them in pornos so I know they are the same as whites.
Well if you saw it on a porn it must be true. Other true porn thing: women love just real quick, vigorous in'n'out sex. You know, the kind that does not acknowledge the clitoris? Love that.
I just think it’s gross that a white woman would be attracted to a black and then be intimate with him. I just think it’s gross. Nothing racist. But I just couldn’t be able to get that thought out of my mind and look at her the same way again.
I'm not racist but [says something that is the very definition of racism]. I'm not a Republican but [runs for office as a Republican, renews membership to Republican party]. I'm not a runner but [runs 5K for fun]. Not to show you my penis but [shows penis].
But don't worry, white ladies. There's a chance he doesn't want to fuck you either. Have you had children?
I had sex once with a woman that had 3 kids, and I noticed a difference I didn’t like. I also researched it extensively online.
If only Romeo Rose's mother had known what havoc he'd wreak on her vagina before she'd chosen to have him.
According to the anonymous woman, Rose only wanted to talk about sex, insisted on having it "at least 3 times a day," and bragged that he had a 7 inch penis. (The last time a guy with whom I was not on that level attempted to brag to me about his XX inch dick via text, I responded that I had a foot long, rock hard vagina. Never heard from him again. Weird.)
Rose also claimed that a reality TV producer in LA had contacted him about creating a Romeo Rose-themed reality TV show. The man simply will not be deterred. His stupidity shines so brightly that it defies the laws of physics.
This is the reason that the sad face emoticon exists.