Greetings, fellow human woman, who does all the normal things that that a normal human women does. Gwyneth Paltrow, also a human woman, went on CNNMoney yesterday to talk about her website Goop and how she—again, a human woman—is a lot like you (i.e. human… and a woman).
“What we try to do at Goop is curate and to edit. We know that a woman’s time is her most precious resource and we want to multitask, get a lot done, and what we want to do is provide the best solutions,” Paltrow stated, continuing:
Gwyneth, I think you seem very nice (truly!) and that, in general, conversations on what it means to be a “normal” or “common” woman are dumb and limiting. That said, “I’m incredibly close to the common woman in that I’m a woman and I’m a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts” sounds exactly like something an alien that’s trying to pass as person on Earth would say.
And the more I think about it, the more that become’s a very convincing theory re: Gwyneth.
[E! Online]
OooOooOooh!
Katie Holmes and
Jamie Foxx got caught holding haaaaaaaaaands! Rumors of the Holmes/Foxx coupling have been circling for awhile now, but finally we have a grainy creep shot to prove it. The photo—published exclusively to
US Weekly—shows the pair playing a gentle game of footsie and intertwining fingers. Alternative theory: They’re just playing a complicated version of cat’s cradle. [
US Weekly]
Radar has unearthed an old interview that features
Ray J talking some major shit about
Kim Kardashian and
Whitney Houston. “Right then when I was messing with them I was right at the peak of the Kim K sex tape… Whitney Houston… just I’m on top of the world as far as being a bad boy,” he’s recorded saying.
He claims to have told one woman, “you’re gonna be with me when I want you to be with me… then when we’re not together I’m gonna be with her or whoever the fuck I wanna be with.”
Ugh, for the love of Ray J. [Radar]
- Jude Law is once again a father. [People]
- In truly tragic news, Food Network Star‘s Cristie Schoen Codd was found murdered with her husband in Leicester, N.C. An arrest has been made. [US Weekly]
- Shailene Woodley won’t stop talking about “bone broth,” which, by the way, is just a fancy way of saying normal broth. [Just Jared]
- She also went barefoot in New York City, which is a crazy move no matter how earthy and bone broth’d you are. [OK!]
- A hostess caused a ruckus by moving a bunch of patrons at a restaurant so that Emma Stone could have “discreet” meal. [Page Six]
- The JoBros gave Nick Jonas shit for his sexy new image. [People]
- Rich man Elton John couldn’t go a day without buying Dolce & Gabbana after calling for a Dolce & Gabbana boycott. [The Daily Mail]
- Kris Jenner is single, possibly ready to mingle. [Radar]
- Someone who looks like One Direction’s Zayn Malik was out with someone who doesn’t look like One Direction’s Zayn Malik’s fiancée, Perrie Edwards. [ONTD]
- But proving that love is still both ALIVE and BEAUTIFUL is V. Stiviano and Donald Sterling. [Gossip Cop]
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