If You're Thinking of Being My Baby It Doesn't Matter if You're Black or White (But It Does Matter if You Have a Mustache)

According to a recent poll, the vast majority of Americans have no problem dating outside of their race or religion. Woohoo! Let’s hear it for horny progress!

The survey, conducted by Oxygen Media in conjunction with the premiere of their new dating show Find Me My Man (side note: stop introducing new shows, Oxygen — all we want to watch is The Glee Project), found that 90% of Latina and African American women and 85% of white women had no problem with the concept of having a future partner that was not the same race as them. 80% of the total 833 people questioned responded that they didn’t care about their partners religion.

Don’t think that this means that we’re all free to date and smooch whoever we want in some sort of wild bacchanalia (it ain’t Saturday yet, girl). People still have their dating hangups. 87% of women said that they would be turned off by a date with bad body odor and for men, the number one deal breaker was a woman with a mustache.

Ladies with upper lip hair, may I suggest these “Please Your Man” alternatives?