Fuck a Best in Show; agility is where it's at.

This weekend, a New Jersey Border Collie named Tex won the overall agility competition in the Westminster Dog Show, blazing through the obstacle course in only 30 seconds. The agility competition, unlike the dumb dog beauty contest that awarded Miss P the Beagle the Hottest Bitch prize, is open to all breeds (including mutts, which I think we can all agree are the best).