This morning's big news story/pounding headache is courtesy of convicted spy Bradley Manning's announcement that she wishes to live the rest of her life as a woman/the internet's predictably shitty response to that announcement, respectively.
First, the news: Manning announced today via a letter to the Today Show that she wishes to begin hormone therapy and live the rest of her life as Chelsea Manning. Here's her statement, in part, courtesy of the Guardian,
As I transition into this next phase of my life, I want everyone to know the real me. I am Chelsea Manning. I am a female. Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. I hope that you will support me in this transition. I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility). I look forward to receiving letters from supporters and having the opportunity to write back.
During her trial, Manning's defense team claimed that she had suffered from "gender identity disorder" throughout most of her life; her decision to undergo hormone therapy shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who was paying attention. And no matter what your stance on Manning's role in leaking documents, it's hard to argue with the fact that the timing of her transition — right before entering a men's prison to serve a 35-year sentence — puts Manning in the lines of some pretty harrowing and unconscionable scenarios.
Of course — OF COURSE — Manning's announcement was met with general idiotic fuckery from exactly the sort of people who have made it a part of their personal brand. And like most general idiotic fuckery, it was predictable and easy to categorize. It's too early for me to feel so pessimistic about other human beings' capacity for compassion and empathy, but here we go.
In her statement, Manning indicated that she wished to be referred to using female pronouns from now on. Using the wrong pronoun for a trans person is considered exceptionally shitty, and a violation of that person's identity.
That didn't stop CNN, The Dallas News, CBS, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Daily News, USA Today, Politico, etc etc etc etc etc from using sentences like "He would like to be referred to by female pronouns" or CNN's charming "Bradley Manning says he wants to live as a woman, called Chelsea." Cool, guys.
2. To be trans is to be mentally ill
Big question is how a nut like Bradley Manning ever got close to the information he leaked.— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) August 22, 2013
EXTREE EXTREE: Erick Erickson being a potato faced dick!
3. I DONT WANNA PAY FOR MANNING'S SURGERY I AM THE ONLY TAXPAYER.
I really don't want to pay for Bradley Manning's transgender surgery, but I'll bet I will.— David F. Baskwill (@dfbaskwill) August 22, 2013
To be fair, I didn't really want to pay for the war in Iraq. Or the war in Afghanistan. Or Dick Cheney's 11 fresh hearts. And all of those things probably cost more than the gender reassignment surgery that the US Military doesn't even provide its soldiers. So slow your roll, sudden fiscal conservatives.
4. Bradley Womanning
The fact that this joke has been made approximately 129348192371237 times today has not deterred people from continuing to make it. Nor has it made it any funnier.
5. Transsexuality is ridiculous
Bradley Manning wants to live rest of his life as a female. And I shall live the rest of my life as an octopus. #BradleyManning— Jeffrey (@JWcolour) August 22, 2013
6. Manning wants to go to a fancy women's prison
Anyone think #bradleymanning suddenly developing gender dysphoria is a strategy to get into a better prison? Convenient timing.— Alexander crossley (@Crossley_Alex) August 22, 2013
He must have gotten the idea from Orange is the New Black, says every hack topical Twitter comedian.
7. THANKS OBAMA
This one is just kind of inscrutable.
If you need guidance on how to write about trans issues with compassion and tact, here's a good guide. In the meantime, don't read any comments on anything today. Trust me on this.
Images via AP.