Did you ever wonder how much Nicki Minaj paid for that ass? Or what Kim Kardashian's face costs her? What is the maintenance fee for Real Housewives? Here, we have an entire catalog of price points on every cosmetic procedure you've ever heard of (and some you haven't).
Perhaps it's because of a recent spate in plastic-surgery based reality shows or the insidiousness of Kardashian Kulture that's led to cosmetic procedures being so normalized that most of us have a secret, hypothetical wish list of little things we would get "fixed" if we had the money. Or maybe the list isn't so hypothetical—15.1 million cosmetic procedures were performed in 2013 alone (up 3 percent from 2012), and there's been a particular spike in butt lifts. It would seem that we actually are morphing into a dystopian satire like that of Brazil.