Holy Fuck, Polar Bears Are Magnificent Beasts By Laura Beck | October 11, 2013 | 12:30am Latest White bears can’t jump, though. Now, I’m off to read about how to protect these glorious creatures and then probably give them the entire contents of my checkins and savings. Login Label Name Email Label Name Email 0 Comments Inline Feedbacks View all comments Load More Comments Share Tweet Submit Pin GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: