Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is HappeningLindy West6/19/13 7:20pmFiled to: dinosdinosaursjurassic parkhold on to your butts893EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkI think I've made my feelings on Jurassic Park pretty clear (DINOS DINOS DINOS I AM PRO), but I wasn't certain how to feel about the announcement back in March that a Jurassic Park 4 was to be a thing. I mean, the first two sequels were sooooo garbagey—and it's such a weird progression to be like, "Yeah, we know we made those two money-grab garbage sequels and tricked you into watching them, but this one is a we-actually-care-about-it real sequel! PROMISE." You've burned me twice now, JP. For shame.