Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of VersaceS

This weekend, we were all invited to witness the most high-fashion and glamorous event of a generation when Lifetime (Television for Women) aired its most recent opus/original movie House of Versace, starring Gina Gershon. House of Versace had everything — wigs, questionable accents, smashed wine glasses, tacky fashion and cocaine cocaine cocaine.

If you happened to miss it, fret not! I've created a handy recap for you all through the miracle of GIFs.

House of Versace begins in the mid-90s when fashion designer Gianni Versace (played here by Enrico Colantoni) was at his peak.

It's all fashion...

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

and Italian people constantly toasting each other.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Then, of course, there's Donatella.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Donatella — Gianni Versace's sister for those of you who know LITERALLY NOTHING — gets all the Versace business done. She wants to have a bigger role in designing clothes, but Gianni won't have it.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

So instead, she just runs shit, does a lot of cocaine...

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

And dances in nightclubs, all while looking like some beautiful bondage snow panther.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

But then!

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Gianni is murdered in Miami and Donatella must take over the company.

It's a lot of pressure, so:

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Cocaine.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Cocaine.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Pills.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Pills and wine.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

Shoe-throwing.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

More cocaine.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

And lots of smoking.

At one point, she gets shit-faced and breaks a glass while dancing and talking about Princess Diana. (Been there, girl.)

Eventually, her family is like, "Donatella, we love you, you're beautiful, you're crazy, everything you say is perfect, but you've run the company into the ground and you have to go to rehab otherwise we'll never speak to you again."

She goes to rehab where she smokes more cigarettes, only now she does it in yoga pants.

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

She gets out of rehab and makes an amazing joke about how recovery made her miss heels more than she missed drugs.

She also returns to run Versace, wearing all white and crackin' jokes like a true boss.

Versace is back on top. Now give this movie all the Oscars.