First, you know that if this were a real thing it would come in three editions (including a Criterion Collection boxed set) and all of us would at least be downloading part of the soundtrack. Second, this video is pretty spot-on with what a Wes Anderson-helmed porno would look like. Sad and whimsical and full of handwritten letters and bicycles. And mustaches; glorious, glorious mustaches.

And here's what a slasher flick would look like if done by Anderson. Thanks for starting the trend, SNL.