Here Is a Very Illuminating Feed of Real-Time Porn Searches

Ever wonder what kind of porn people are searching for right now? Wonder no more.

Here is a list of real-time porn searches on PornHub’s network. It is a daunting and enlightening look into the human psyche and the very nature of desire. Also, if you are open-minded, it kind of reads like a provocative band name generator that’s unusually plagued by spelling errors.

Some of the searches are very oddly specific; some are baffling; some are fairly predictable. Our favorites are as follows:

naughty bookworms
too drunk to orgy
mom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it’s a weary suburban mom being like, “Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some Sex and the City.”)
show one breast
farts
lucky girl
asian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
anal vergine (keep trying!)
masculinity fail
pokemon hentai
son loser
feet caned
handjob outdoor (sounds very idyllic)
bug tits (less idyllic)

Masculinity Fail is clearly the best band name, followed by Bug Tits. Please feel free to share your own PornHub search feed findings in the comments!