Here Are the Real and Ridiculous Reviews for Vaginal Shrinking Cream
If there’s one thing that hasn’t yet been advertised on late-night television, it’s a cream that will shrink your vagina into a tiny nothing that not even an ant could get through. A cream that works miracles to turn even the biggest sleeve of wizard into an impenetrable fortress of solitude. Now that’s changed.
Put aside for a moment the fact that the gross “18 Again” shrinking cream is meant to make your partner feel like a teen again — and reinforces the idea that tight is somehow right and must be forever — and marvel at the fact that we, as a species, have come so far that a cream like this even exists. Only a few years ago, I was at a Good Vibrations, being mercilessly harangued about how The Wedge was going to change my sex life (uh, just use a pillow) and how an Aneros would be the perfect thing to increase both my sexual fervor and prostate health (true, though) and now here we are, living in a time when anyone can log on to Amazon and buy a cream that promises to make your genitals feel like they’ve never been used. It’s just too bad that it doesn’t seem to work.
The Daily Dot has a veritable buttload of user reviews and, unfortunately, many of them are all too real and all too unpleasant: sad stories of people who bought the cream in an effort to rejuvenate their pousseys only to find that the $10.34 they spent on the product could have been used better elsewhere on, well, basically anything.
“Don’t Waist Your Cash” implores one reviewer who had to go back to doing things the natural way when the product failed. “do kegel its free and Maybe works. this product actually made me feel worse. I did not even finish the bottle.i threw it away.”
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