These are all the shows you can watch today, while you still have time.
America's Funniest Home Videos WGN 2 p.m. to 7 p.m.
The Andy Griffith Show TV Land 1 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Adventure Time Cartoon Network 2 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.
Beverly Hills Pawn Reelz 10 a.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Car Chasers CNBC 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Catfish MTV 6 a.m. to 9 a.m.
Friends TBS 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Cops Spike 9 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
Castle TNT 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.
How I Met Your Mother FXX 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Flip or Flop HGTV 8 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians E! 10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
The Pioneer Woman Food Network 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
Preachers of L.A. Oxygen 7:30 a.m. to 2: 30 p.m.
Real Husbands of Hollywood BET 8 a.m. to 3: 30 p.m.
Star Trek: The Next Generation BBC America 8 a.m. to Midnight
The Squeeze MSNBC 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Swamp People History 7 a.m. to 5 p.m.
The Three Stooges IFC 7:30 a.m. to 5:05 p.m.
Modern Family USA 9:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Friday
MythBusters SCI Noon to 7 p.m.
Reba CMT 3 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.
Ridiculousness MTV 3:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.
The Profit CNBC 2 p.m. to 7 p.m.
Property Brothers HGTV 3 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Also, Buzzfeed has a nice movie marathon round up here, if you'd rather watch Steven Seagal while your turkey dinner settles in.
Sorry this went up so late! #burtfail
ETA: Thanks to Commenter Chris L for reminding me that there is a MST3K TURKEY DAY FREAKING LIVE STREAM on YouTube! You can watch that here now. AND thanks to Commenter AndIwaslikeWHAT for this round up of classic TV show marathons on today.
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