Apparently, having a Frankenstein stoner in his mid-twenties leap out at you from the darkness and accidentally kick you in the genitals wasn’t too high up on the list of things Pennsylvanians wanted to do this Halloween. Pennsylvania’s Shocktober fest recently cancelled its much-ridiculed “Naked and Scared” tour after township officials near Reading, Pa. politely asked the super-scary themed park to reconsider the whole concept of a naked haunted house.
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