Right now, as we sit here twiddling our thumbs in the face of a probable government shutdown, the House of Representatives has been transformed into a nightmare version of Santa’s workshop, where evil House Republican elves are working all through the night on legislation that would limit women’s access to contraception. Obviously, the whole grisly business is being animated with crude, nightmarish claymation, and Paul Ryan is the dark elf Widow’s Peak who needs to be shown a little compassion by going on a vision quest with a friendly Democratic elf-guide.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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