Golden Retriever Loves Watching Football SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD
This golden retriever, much like your cousin Chad, cannot even fucking cope with his excitement about football season. He loves it so much, in fact, that some Septembers he will hop back and forth laterally for NEARLY TWO POINT FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT. (Much like your cousin Chad.) And that is just the hopping we know about! That is just the hopping that’s caught on tape!