Gifts for the SUR Waiters and Waitresses You Know and HateKara Brown11/18/16 5:30pmFiled to: gift guidesgift guides 2016vanderpump rulesholiday gift guide557EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkGIF While I recognize most of us don’t interact with literal SUR waitstaff in our everyday lives, we all have that one hot mess of a friend who is too old to be doing whatever stupid shit they’re doing. And even those friends deserve gifts—gifts to better their lives or simply keep them distracted so they leave you the hell alone.A paternity test kitI mean, it’s only a matter of time. It’s actually rather surprising that accidental pregnancies aren’t a more frequent storyline in the Vanderpump Rules universe.(Of course, other than that time Jax cheated on Stassi with that waitress in Vegas and maybe got her pregnant.) Knowing who your real parent is is great and all, but it’s most important to know so the father can immediately get a job at SUR and take his rightful place in the cast. (Rapid DNA Testing, $104)A fancy hair straightenerIf you spent approximately 22 percent of your life grooming, you too would want some high-quality tools to get the job done. This particular straightener has supposedly been optimized to work well on color-treated hair, which will certainly be good news to this crew. (Sephora, $249)ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.