Get Ready to Play Paula Deen Apology Bingo!

After she totally stood up Matt Lauer this morning, just before noon today, Paula Deen (or one of her minions) tweeted that she would be releasing a video statement shortly. Almost immediately afterwards, writer/editor Brokey McPoverty started a hashtag: #PaulaDeenApologyBingo. Soon, Twitter was flooded with guesses about what Deen might say in her video, from the straightforward to the straight-up hilarious. There are scores of ideas; here are just a few:

As we anxiously await Deen's video explanation/apology (she has yet to post it!), we're printing out this bingo card so we can get ready to play along.

Get Ready to Play Paula Deen Apology Bingo!

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UPDATE: The video statement is here.