After she totally stood up Matt Lauer this morning, just before noon today, Paula Deen (or one of her minions) tweeted that she would be releasing a video statement shortly. Almost immediately afterwards, writer/editor Brokey McPoverty started a hashtag: #PaulaDeenApologyBingo. Soon, Twitter was flooded with guesses about what Deen might say in her video, from the straightforward to the straight-up hilarious. There are scores of ideas; here are just a few:

As we anxiously await Deen's video explanation/apology (she has yet to post it!), we're printing out this bingo card so we can get ready to play along.

[Twitter]

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UPDATE: The video statement is here.