Geraldo Rivera: Sad About Michael Hastings, Sadder for McChrystal

By Meher Ahmad | June 19, 2013 | 11:35pm

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In today’s edition of Tweet Beat, Geraldo Rivera continues to be outstandingly distasteful by being upset at the now-deceased Michael Hastings for writing about Stanley McChrystal, Mia Farrow comes up with a cool lifehack for freshening one’s breath, and Paula Deen gets served some delicious racial epithet casserole.

Reporter Michael Hastings KI tragic car wreck Condolences to familyBut hard to forget he destroyed career of 1 of our best fighting generals

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) June 19, 2013

I was nervous about the meeting so In case of bad breath I squirted this into my mouth #twitter pic.twitter.com/CkpgXgkWHV

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) June 19, 2013

Paula Deen is basically Sweeney Todd.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 19, 2013

Don’t Worry I Hate Jews Too Casserole #PaulasBestDishes

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 19, 2013

I think I speak for all black people when I say that Paula Deen’s butter-based diabetes delivery dishes are tastier than racism is “bad.”

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 19, 2013

I’ve got to take it easy on all this ‘rustic cooking for one’ shit it’s depressing

— mae whitman (@maebirdwing) June 19, 2013

When my therapist repeats “masturbating secretly in a bakery” back to me it somehow sounds dirtier

— Ed Weeks (@EdwardWeeks) June 19, 2013

drone drone on the range where the deer and the buffalo play @barackobama @fbiwfo

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 19, 2013

BYE ��

— Cher (@cher) June 19, 2013

pisses me off. May I suggest a “whatever you’re wearing is cool, we’re not assholes” policy instead pic.twitter.com/P8VCuafL23

— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) June 19, 2013

Fact is, only black artists get held back by labels: “Urban” “Hip-Hop” & “R&B,” no matter how versatile or wide the span of the music is.

— Keri Hilson (@KeriHilson) June 19, 2013

If I had to pick a cause I guess it would be STOPPING ADULTS FROM DRINKING OUT OF SIPPY BOTTLES LIKE AWFUL INFURIATING PIG BABIES

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 19, 2013

Dear Twitter Friends, I’m making a lightning bolt to take a picture of.

— David Lynch (@DAVID_LYNCH) June 19, 2013

FYI: No matter what it says in the commercials, Swiffer Sweepers are not efficient for cleaning up after an orgy.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 19, 2013

Could someone please write a show called The Vagina Negotiations. Preferably a man.

— marc maron (@marcmaron) June 19, 2013

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