Game of Thrones, Now with More Indie Quirk!

What would Game of Thrones be like if the vaguely emoting cable television actors that fill out its character roster were replaced with your favorite indie icons, actors like Zooey Deschanel, the Adorkable, or Michael Cera, the Mumbling Pterodactyl, or Aubrey Storm Brow Plaza? Westeros would be a more nuanced, sing-songy, and indecisive place, probably, full of ironic beheadings and ukuleles.