Finally! A Foolproof Step-by-Step Guide to Dealing with Internet Trolls
LatestTrolls suck. I know. But don’t worry, internet friends! Because after years of investigation and experimentation, I’ve finally nailed down EXACTLY how to deal with trolls and succeed every time. Just follow these steps to the letter and you’ll be troll-free in no time.
Step One: Gather your supplies. It’s important to keep everything within easy reach when dealing with a troll, because you don’t want the troll to accidentally squirm off the table and injure itself. Even stepping away momentarily can place your troll in danger. Set up a designated area in your home where you deal with all your trolls, and keep a bag packed for when you need to handle trolls on the go.
Step Two: Wash your hands vigorously in hot water with plenty of lather. Dry with a clean towel. You don’t want to transmit any germs to your troll’s sensitive parts.
Step Three: Lay the troll down on a soft, non-abrasive, washable cloth or blanket. You may wish to use a disposable, absorbent Wee Wee Pad, to avoid having to launder the cloth after every troll.