Public urination is a huge problem in the St. Pauli neighborhood of Hamburg, where visitors to the red light district feel that any building that catches their fancy can become a toilet if they just try hard enough. And with cleaning costs mounting, a local group has decided to fight urine with urine in order to teach the drunk and disorderly a lesson.
A local community group has turned the walls of the previously urine-soaked buildings into a minefield, painting several of the buildings in the area with expensive paint (usually reserved for ships) that’s water-repellent. That means that whenever someone decides to baptize a building with some processed bear, there’s a fair chance that the building will baptize the urinator right back, splashing them with their own waste to ask “how do you like them apples, asshole?”