Everyone is Obsessed with People Who Are Obsessed With Being MermaidsKate Dries7/05/13 5:45pmFiled to: mermaidsweeki wachee springsfloria1215EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkObviously people want to be mermaids, even if the government says they don't exist. They look like people but have glittery tails. Some of them were called Sirens and had the power to control men with their sexiness. They can breathe underwater. And they are probably related to/actually are manatees, the best animal on earth. ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.