Donald Trump Upset And Confused By Lady Ghostbusters Movie

Something I’ve always admired about Donald Trump is that he’s a really relaxed guy. Sometimes when I’m in yoga and the instructor tells me to channel someone zen, I choose Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump is a very reasonable, calming force in my life, in all our lives really. Like remember all those times he rationally and coolly demanded President Obama release his birth certificate? That was the first time in my life I ever saw what a fair a judicious politician can be like.

So you can probably predict my reaction to Trump’s recent Instagram video. Trump says: “They’re remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford, you can’t do that. And now they’re making Ghostbusters with only women. What’s going on?!” Yeah, no of course you can’t do that. And what, exactly, is going on? Why in the world would film executives decide to recast an old classic with all women? It doesn’t make a lick of sense. Women can’t catch ghosts! Jeez. And you know, I’m just so glad Trump is so composed here. He’s really doing exquisite justice to his cause by comporting himself in this manner.