Donald Trump Inexplicably Kisses Audrina Patridge's Ass

For some weird reason Donald Trump made an appearance on last night’s episode of Audrina during which he was supposed to meet with the career reality star for a “business”proposition. Instead, he kissed her on the cheek and spoke endlessly about how beautiful she is. He made half-hearted proposals for her to appear as a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice or as a judge or co-host of the Miss Universe pageant, but neither seemed to be particularly firm offers.