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Mike Pence closed out the third night of the Republican National Convention by almost making it to first base with Republican nominee Donald Trump.


After Pence ended the night with a rousing speech, Donald Trump emerged from the wings and descended upon his running mate, lips pursed and ready to go in for what appears to be a fatherly kiss on the head/face/cheek. Pence, his face locked in what I think is shock, curved him as best he could on national television.

See that firm clap on Trump’s shoulder as Pence gently pushes him away? Pence will be a very bad Vice President, but we could all learn something from this shit right here.