I remember, as a small child, watching at my dog going about his daily business with a small twinge of jealousy. "Dogs are so lucky," I thought. "They don't have to worry about anything and they have fun all the time." The passage of time has only confirmed my belief. Dogs don't have to go to work. Dogs aren't subject to the oppressive whims of patriarchy. Dogs are obsessed with poop, and poop is everywhere. Dogs are allowed to go to happy hour, to yoga, and on trains. And now, according to the New York Post, dogs are increasingly honored guests at weddings, where dogs look cuter in formal wear and have more fun than you.
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