Hollywood sorcery can be wonderful. CGI can make the Hulk not look like Lou Ferrigno, or it can ensure that your favorite actor doesn't have to risk disfigurement to wrestle with a mountain lion. It can also extend the legs of fairly tall actress just a teeny-tiny bit so that when she uses them to fend off Leonardo DiCaprio, it looks like Leonardo DiCaprio would have to hire a ski instructor named Rolf and a Swiss mountain dog just to set up base camp on the actress's knee. This is what the American cinephile demands — subtle body distortions that make us all look askance at our movie dates and wonder, "Why are my date's legs so freakishly short? What's wrong with them??"
Jezebel · Doug Barry
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