Delta Did Not Give Me Free Pizza
LatestThis morning, while searching for good blogs to do, I came across an article published yesterday on HelloGiggles, titled “Delta is trying to make you less sad by giving you free pizza, proving that it is the supreme airline,” which in no way reflects my experience of the Delta terminal at LaGuardia airport last night, where I went in the hopes of flying to Atlanta to visit my family for the Jewish holiday of Passover.
So I investigated the Hellogiggles article and found that it is based on a widely reported story that broke Wednesday, when hundreds of Delta flights were canceled due to inclement weather in the airline’s home base of Atlanta. Subsequently, Delta ordered about 600 pizza pies for customers grounded in Atlanta and nearby airports, which, according to a company spokesperson, is something they do often to placate customers who’ve been negatively impacted by severe weather. In this case, it also generated a lot of good press for Delta.
Based on a hasty perusal of Twitter and my own two eyes, the #deltameltdown persists. According to CNN, Delta has canceled 3,000 flight as of today, so it’s news (it is!), maybe it has even affected you, and what I have to report, personally, is a total lack of free pizza, not to mention sky travel. I can already tell that this blog is turning into the Yelp post I always wanted to write. Please bear with me.
When I met my dad at LaGuardia at six yesterday, we were informed upon checking in that our 8 p.m. flight had been delayed an hour and a half. We affirmed to one another that this was no problem at all, in fact, it would give us more time to eat airport dinner for two hours, an activity that is strangely appealing to both of us.
All we had to do was make it through a medium-size security line.
“Kafka,” said the TSA passport-checker, when it was finally my turn. It was a disarming word to rattle off, decontextualized, in an airport security line.
“Kafka?” I asked.
“Your hat,” she said. I had forgotten I was wearing a baseball cap which says, “Kafka” on it. Should I remove the hat?, I wondered, anxiously.
“I just read The Trial,” the officer continued.