Dame Helen Mirren Is a Tall Drink of Water By Laura Beck | July 12, 2013 | 4:00am Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Algae-filled water — but it still counts. Plus: Those earrings! Actress/Dame Helen Mirren attends the premiere of Summit Entertainment’s ‘RED 2’ at Westwood Village on July 11, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) Most Popular Welp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos Wedding Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King Have Added a Third Pam Bondi Responds to MAGA Uproar Over Epstein Files: 'Today Is About Fentanyl' More from JezebelBad Host, Great Show: Our Fave (and Least Fave) Moments of the 2025 ESPYsWhat The U.S. Can Learn From The U.K. About IVF AccessColdplay Just Exposed a Workplace Affair—Let Me in the Slacks! Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: