Are you a bad feminist if your favorite vibrator is a snootily-named lint roller or a rubber duckie that's a "lovely shade of pink, elegantly dressed in feathered boa, and sports a decorative and fashionable genuine Swarovsky crystal beak jewel"? Obviously not. Choose your choice! You do you! Etcetera. But it's pretty disheartening how nearly every twee vibrator on the market is advertised as "non-intimidating" or "discreet."
I'm not saying you need to put a big fat dildo in your foyer. But it's still widely considered taboo for women to talk openly about masturbation, and masking self-pleasure behind a cupcake or mascara wand isn't helping matters.
Here are some of the cutest vibrators in existence.
It was only a matter of time before the cupcake vibrator became a thing. "Shopping for a 'personal massager' can be a bit embarrassing or daunting, given all the shapes, sizes, and interesting porn packaging they arrive in," the description reads. So put a cupcake on it! Gag. Related: fuck cupcakes. [Shiri Zinn]