Confirmed: Weird Al is a Civil War-Era Vampire

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Weird Al has been honing his subtle brand of humor for centuries because he is immortal, Aubrey O'Day knows why the caged bird sings, and celebrities try to make light of last night's traumatizing Game of Thrones.

Also in today's Tweet Beat, I accidentally tweeted "FUUUUUUCK." to 144,000 people:

Ugh, Mondays, am I right?

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