"Critique my dick pic" is exactly what it sounds like: a (very loving and witty) appraisal program for your dick pics.
Here's the dick pic-positive mission statement:
this is a tumblr with a simple premise: send me your dick pics, & i’ll critique them with love.
'with love' is an important addendum. i'm never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i'm not about that life. i will, however, be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i'm trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull.
i’m only going to post dick pics that dudes (or other people with dicks) send me for the purpose of this tumblr, or that are sent to me randomly. i’m not going to expose any dick pics i get privately so don’t sweat, innanet baes ;), & if you recognise your dick on here & you want me to take it down, just ask & i will.
send all dick pics to email@example.com.
100% ANON, NO SIZE SHAMING
Here's a sample review (photo of dick next to beer bottle obviously NSFW):
i'm not mad at your dick pic, i’m just disappointed.
it’s clear that you had one goal in mind when taking this picture and that was to demonstrate that your dick is roughly the size of an empty v bottle. congratulations, i guess, because you achieved that. you achieved very little else.
it probably goes without saying, but your dick pic is anti-erotic & extremely dull. you have literally done nothing more than line your cock up alongside an inanimate piece of trash in order to compare the two. i want you to have more respect for your cock, & i want you to have more respect for the recipients of your dick pics.
i know you can do better than this.
thank you for submitting to critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com. your dick pic gets a D-.
I think we're all going to learn a lot.