Conceal That Pesky Accidental Boner With These New Boxers

Gentlemen, gaze upon your crotch’s deliverance. A team of Washington, D.C. fashion designers has launched an Indiegogo campaign for their new product, Bloxers, a special variety of boxer that will shield your raging boner from view. That’s right: you can pitch a tent at work and proceed with your board meeting, happy, perhaps uncomfortably horny, but above all, protected.

Each pair of Bloxers contains a “deflector shield” that covers the crotch and thus conceals the inconvenient erection. But of course, each boner is its own anatomical snowflake, and this team is prepared to meet your particular needs. From Complex:

“Available in small, medium, and large, Bloxers offer three versions of the design to accommodate different guys. There’s a shield designed for those who swing to the left, one for those who swing to the right, and another for those somewhere in between.”

This innovation in erectile technology isn’t on the market just yet, but you can change that by supporting the Bloxer campaign here. The team will donate 25 percent of the proceeds to prostate cancer research.